I'm sorry...What did you say?

I don't really want to turn this into a video game comic, but I couldn't pass up this idea.

This is taken from an actual conversation that I had with my good friend Matt. He and his brother are the masterminds behind www.seitbeit.com. If you've looked at this blog at all, you know we tend to promote their work.

I can't believe that it's already been two weeks. I drew this two weeks ago. And I still do not yet have a comic idea for next week. I sure hope I can have something for you. I'd hate to have us go back into our several-month slump that we usually hit after posting a comic or two.

We'll see...

-Ash

Copy. Paste. Copy. Paste. Copy. Paste.

Kari.

This comic is about Kari. It will explain the rest.

-Ash

Stories From Life

This idea came to us one day while we were driving home from one of our various adventures to the local grocer. I don't remember the song we were listening to at the time, but it was somewhere in that vein of songs that everybody knows, hence the use of "Kryptonite".

Moss has this tendency to sing along with songs even if he does not know them. The surprising thing is how, even with all of his musical knowledge, he can be very off with songs that he actually knows. And I don't just mean lyrically.

So I, in all of my arrogant might, decided I had to ask how this could be. I have to say, even if Moss's musical abilities aren't always active, his sense of humor is. The resultant conversation is an embellished version of the conversation we had. That is normally how we come up with such things.

As you can probably tell I drew this comic. I am sure that Moss will not be pleased about this, but I figure if nobody's going to draw it I had better. Plus, it'll give Moss some incentive to start drawing more!

Consider this your warning,

-Ash

A Long Time Coming.

I know we don't post much these days. Yew and Me sort of died as suddenly as it began. But, occasionally, we still manage to reach into the depths of our souls and pull together a comic or, in this case, two. The most recent is the first comic I drew.

You'll note the keen attention to detail in the final frame.

This comic was in direct response to the previous comic that is also posted here. This comic was drawn by Moss.

You'll note the keen attention to art throughout the entire strip.

If you are still reading this blog I want you to know I truly appreciate your dedication. It must have been mind-numbing to reread all, what, six, or was it seven of our comics? You truly are a connoisseur or fine, web-based, "art".

You are appreciated,

-Ash

I guess this means...

We're back? I have to say, Moss, that your new comic has tickled me in ways that only you can truly understand. I especially like how, based on how I'm dressed in the comic, I clearly just got out of work. Perfect timing to smash your face with my music.

To the listeners: I don't know how often we'll be able to push out comics, but you have to look at this like a birth cycle. First the comic must be conceived. This is a delicate process that requires many intimate moments. Then we must allow the comic to gestate slowly over the course of several months (actual time may vary due to the possibility of preemies). And then finally we must give birth to the comic, which is entirely in Moss's hands. Yes, I am the man in this relationship and Moss gets ever closer to truly understanding what it means to be a woman. And, just like with real children, once the comic is born it goes out into the world on its own and learns to fend for itself.

Also, we're not gay.

Keep checking back for new comics. Who knows when they'll pop out next?

-Ash

Dust that shit off

I swear...

We will put up new comics some day. We have so many good ideas, but we just haven't the time to draw them and edit them and put them on the site. If you're still reading this comic I am sorry.