Friday, October 29, 2010

I guess this means...

We're back? I have to say, Moss, that your new comic has tickled me in ways that only you can truly understand. I especially like how, based on how I'm dressed in the comic, I clearly just got out of work. Perfect timing to smash your face with my music.

To the listeners: I don't know how often we'll be able to push out comics, but you have to look at this like a birth cycle. First the comic must be conceived. This is a delicate process that requires many intimate moments. Then we must allow the comic to gestate slowly over the course of several months (actual time may vary due to the possibility of preemies). And then finally we must give birth to the comic, which is entirely in Moss's hands. Yes, I am the man in this relationship and Moss gets ever closer to truly understanding what it means to be a woman. And, just like with real children, once the comic is born it goes out into the world on its own and learns to fend for itself.

Also, we're not gay.

Keep checking back for new comics. Who knows when they'll pop out next?

-Ash

Saturday, October 16, 2010