Monday, February 22, 2010

The Creeping Moss

Hola, my fine feathered fans. I'm posting mostly for the sake of it, to lift the shroud of mystery that has been for so long draped across 1/2 of this most dynamic of duos.

I would, however like to take this time to say, as Samuel L. Jackson once did, to hold on to your butts- grasp them as you would a small Belgian midget who has just stolen your wallet. As I intend on taking you all on a lovely journey with me as I struggle with the technology of our times and eventually settle on how I want this comic to look.

Do not lament if you see things that frighten! confuse! or possibly arouse you. Just know that, like the misadventures you once had with your creepy uncle in the hall closet, it will all be over soon.

I hope he was gentle.

-Moss

The things we do for you.

I hope you're happy...

You come home with your list of demands and we bend over backward to satisfy you. Maybe you are the bread winner, the bacon bringer, but we're the ones at home taking care of the children! We're the ones cleaning the house all day! We're the ones making your metaphorical steak and potatoes! But it's never quite enough is it? Maybe tonight you'll want to try something new in bed?

Well we're tired and our dainty little feet could use a good rub!

I hope you're happy...

Yew and Me: Proudly servicing their fans since the fifth comic.

Which you can see here.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

The Ongoing Quest for Technology

These statements are, topically, about a week late.

I'm sure, nay, positive, that we are not the first to make a point of Apple's latest endeavors, but we felt we could go a step further. Why look to past events when we can instead look to the future of the industry? To what other meaningless devices can we attach the prefix "i"? What can we expect these devices to do? And do we even care?

The answers lie within.

Here's the Comic.

Monday, February 8, 2010

Better late than never...

This week's comic is, admittedly, late. Do I mean deceased? No. Simply late. Yet it still reeks of the quality of previous comics submitted. Well, I think it does. I'll leave that to the judgment of you, the viewer.

After two weeks of wrestling (Greco-Roman not Professional) with Photoshop we've learned neither Moss nor I have the capability of squeezing the pulpy goodness from this wonderful tool. That was supposed to be an orange-juice metaphor, but I admit even I am a little worried about how it came out. This week, since we were visited by our good friend Matt, we had him do some "guest editing" for the comic.

You cannot possibly be disappointed.

...with the editing...

The quality of the comic is still your call.

Enjoy the Comic

Monday, February 1, 2010

Second as first. Louder and worse.

Our second comic follows the path of a conversation once had. Maybe we embellished the story a little, but I assure you the quotes are quite real (...well...sort of).

...Maybe they were embellished as well...

Journey onward with caution, gentle explorer, for the truths you may learn from the next three panels may not be truths you want to learn at all. And if you happen to have a roommate you would be wise to think carefully if he (or she) is capable of doing that which may be being done behind that door.

...I hope it's not being done on something that belongs to you...

Behold the Comic